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Post by oculus on Jan 31, 2015 21:23:44 GMT
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Further announcements regarding Schlovic matter that have also been approved by The Chair will be posted here for public viewing
This has been an approved message by the Schlovic International Broadcast Center
"Life is Painful, Retribution is Bliss" - Oculus II |
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Post by oculus on Feb 1, 2015 19:57:05 GMT
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The Chair would like to wish all the nations a happy sports day. Schlovia will be celebrating such an occasion by hosting a Schlovic Schrump game. In this game, two opposing teams attempt to run a 40kg bust of Oculus II accross a marked line. The field is approximately 1600 meters (1 mile) of open grass, minefields, and opposing team members armed with anything from metal bats up to 50cal weaponry. Running the bust across the line will yield 10 points. Then, the scoring team may choose to kick the bust or run it. The kicker scores 1 extra point for every toe he breaks during the kick. Fans are encouraged to color their bodies and scream inaudible ecstatic cheers for their respective teams. The fan showing the most support for not only Schrump, but also his loyalty to The Chair will receive extra rations for Schlovic Independence Day. Two teams are representing their respective regions in this year's 49th Schrump game. The New Inglend Patrotas against the Saddle C-Hawks is a match up anticipated by fans across the nation. This year, Oculus II has decided to add a special twist to both the winning and losing teams:-Losers will be shot on site without hesitation.-Winners will get to shoot the losers without hesitation. -Oculus II will then get to shoot the winners.(The true and only winner of the Schrump is the mighty leader Oculus II. We do not condone fair play of any kind or sportsmanlike conduct)Happy Schrumping Nations!This has been an approved message by the Schlovic International Broadcast Center
"Life is Painful, Retribution is Bliss" - Oculus II
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