Post by oculus on Feb 14, 2015 20:48:49 GMT
ATTENTION
This morning, for the third time in Schlovic history, the factors have halted. Gears stop turning, pipes cease to pump out millions of pounds of CO emissions, and workers go home. Where they are then separated from their family and processed into a male-female sorter. All men and women who are single are to be separated into two distinct holding facilities where they are to be kept in small individual chambers. Those who have a partner will have free roam of the city and their activities for the annual Schlovic Affection Day.
It has been a new Shlovic tradition enforced for three years now by the Glorious Leader Oculus II.
"Singles... the scumb that only seek to provide for themselves. If they cannot find a suitable partner then they clearly cannot perform menial tasks for the good of Schlovia," says Oculus II as he cradles his Celebratory Affection Day Cards. "This day is only for those who are loyal to someone or something other than themselves."
Following this statement, any persons found protesting or detesting against Affection Day or their status of solitary life will be shot on site. We here at the Schlovic International Broadcast Center hope you find a special someone! Please, find someone.
It has been a new Shlovic tradition enforced for three years now by the Glorious Leader Oculus II.
"Singles... the scumb that only seek to provide for themselves. If they cannot find a suitable partner then they clearly cannot perform menial tasks for the good of Schlovia," says Oculus II as he cradles his Celebratory Affection Day Cards. "This day is only for those who are loyal to someone or something other than themselves."
Following this statement, any persons found protesting or detesting against Affection Day or their status of solitary life will be shot on site. We here at the Schlovic International Broadcast Center hope you find a special someone! Please, find someone.
This has been an approved message by the Schlovic International Broadcast Center
"Life is Painful, Retribution is Bliss" - Oculus II
"Life is Painful, Retribution is Bliss" - Oculus II